y did u give ur computer a hand job?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Are my feet made of real feet?
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.