Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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