Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
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You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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