Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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