did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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