Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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