so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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