Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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