so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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