where am i from again
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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