My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
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I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
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Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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