We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
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My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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