real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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