dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
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Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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