it's like heaven, but drunker
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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