i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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