Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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