You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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