i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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