Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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