I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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