Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
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Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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