What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Randomize