...so i touched it.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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