He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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