You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
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I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I think people are normalizing furries
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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