We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I currently don't understand fingers.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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