the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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