I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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