So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Alive.
So much puke
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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