did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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