she looked like the bat from fern gully.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
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mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
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I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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