the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
