12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
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We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.