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  i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  my entire left arm went numb

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  you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....

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• (941): View more from Florida

  My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.

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