I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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