he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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