South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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