I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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