no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize
