she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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