You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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