You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
This girl is more easily done than said...
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
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She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
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