VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
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you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
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he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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