And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
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I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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