You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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