yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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