I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
no you cant smoke seaweed
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
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