It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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