where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
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just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
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it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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