I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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