this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
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I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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