Don't you send me to vm
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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