Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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