Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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