She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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